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Seuftzerdeutung.

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Scotland will beat Estonia by two goals to one, Neil McCann to score the first goal.

An old photographer's trick: Vaseline on the lens.

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Fran says happy new year

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JaisiniManifesto(short version)GleitzeitGleitzeit style based on depiction of visual flexibility with theoretical flexibility.A painting which purpose is to achieve composition of enclosure.Art based on the depiction of a circle evolution of understanding and seeing.A kind of art which draws upon imagery and seeks to reveal and abstract idea of the connection within.It's flexible because it has multiple principles.Paintings with a capacity to change visually by the artistic magic changing your subconscious mind.It is a session of Hypnosis which controls you by a disorganized absolute harmony of everything expected from a "nonexistent" picture.It depends upon the pattern of line as a primal creator of whatever associated or disassociated from the theme.The artist's mind is the superior beginning of the line, but the line is free and emancipated.Flexi is a new neo-pro-anti-postCopyright by Jaisini, New York 2000All rights reserved

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We definitely appreciate your devotion to arts. Unfortunately, we haven't seen what you have seen. Iam afraid to tell you that words just can't replace the painting itself. Poetry Forum

I just heard you are passing a book onto me Peter, thanks very much, this friday im going back to Belgium, Ill mail you some time then!

When your bomba hangs below your denga.

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Mike Popethe pope has spokenGreetings. I was visiting your Web site and it looks pretty cool. So, I take it that you are a journalist who covers music. That's pretty cool. I'm a journalist who is a musician. I guess that means we have something in common. A geocities Web site? I like the freebase acordian concpet it works well. I tired to do something kind of similar with the subvatican.I take it from reading your site that you cover mainly punk? I'm not real sure, but you might like my band, Halcyon Daze.

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I thought this sight was for accordionists. here am I stuck on this rock! Notin t do but play wi mi ........box any suggestions to get me a season? Any good time crowd,....il do mi best t please em. I blame it on technology for makin me lazy, the days of the sqeezbox are fadin from memory. But if anybody out there has a good memory, and can remember singin a song of 8th henery, give us a shout, and I ,ll soon whip it out, then we can all have a sqeeze, and a cheer for the new century! K.G. 30th Jan 2001.

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and so in this dream I had (it’s one of those ones where things get swapped and take each other’s place) all the people who normally don’t and never will write poetry were the ones writing poetry and all the people who normally and always will write poetry didn’t (it didn’t even occur to them they never thought about it not once they had no poetry in their heads they did not write a lick) and so basically in this dream I had politicians and mechanics and CEOs and pornographers and cashiers wrote all the poetry and I mean if there was any poetry these were the ones writing it and meanwhile the academics and prisoners and veterinarians and musicians were the ones who could really give a fuck about caesuras and rhyme and meter and so on and in this dream I had the poetry really stank and regular people (not like you or me) read it often like they read news captions and traffic signals without difficulty and the poems were mostly about elections and overtime and catastrophes and how fantastic and excellent money and the cupholders in the new Ford Excursions are and so on and regular people (not you or me) talked about the poems and quoted from them and discussed their merits as they might discuss terrorism or the World Series in this dream I had (it’s one of those ones where things get swapped and take each other’s place) things were really mixed up and we were all standing on our heads (with our spines curved we were all contortionists talking out the sides of our mouths with our lips and one cheek pressed against the pavement and our two feet on our other cheek we were like pretzels or donuts folded over this way with our heads inert islands we could not step off of we were in perpetual discomfort nonplussed when small harmless animals and our pets squeezed in-between our legs and torsos if you can imagine please this had a potentially comedic look about it but we didn’t think so) and I was trying to leave my stupid childhood ideals behind (and feeling none to good about it if you must know) in order to enter a very real world full of constraints and inconsistencies assholes and poetry and sometime I’ll tell you about this other dream (another one I had in which poetry strangely figures) where ordinary speech was really just violence enacted on poetry (it’s one of those ones where things get swapped and take each other’s place) and I had this crazy crush on a girl I wondered if I was in love and I wanted to tell her something I was hoping would work itself out in the process of my telling it but when I finally tried she couldn’t understand the logic of my syntax I guess there was nothing for her to unpack or interpret and it seemed to make her vaguely uncomfortable (I seemed to bore her) like if (yes) I was reading her a poem that I wrote and she said no she didn’t know what I was talking ‘about’ in several different ways but (no) I didn’t get any of them despite trying so hard and (yes) I gave up and became despondent she might have given up too (I confess that I don’t know) when I woke up I was thankful so thankful (and a bit sad in a way that’s difficult to describe maybe some other time I’ll try).

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On this day in history, 1975: Lee Trevino struck by lightning.

Litter and Fouling of Land by Dogs Bill Order for Second Reading read. 12.40 pm Mr. Bob Blizzard (Waveney): I beg to move, That the Bill be now read a Second time. Litter is a very important issue. I obviously think so—it is the second such Bill that I have introduced in the House—and so do my hon. Friends who support the Bill, many of whom supported the previous Bill. I am delighted that we have arrived at Second Reading. Not just hon. Members but the public at large think that it is an enormously important issue. All hon. Members who have gone round their constituencies knocking on doors and talking to people will know that many more people are concerned about litter and dog fouling than are concerned about other important issues such as the five economic tests for the euro. When I introduced the first Bill, one of the television stations did a poll and found that 97 per cent. of people supported the measure. Litter is unsightly. It spoils neighbourhoods and all parts of the country. We know that it is a health risk and dangerous, particularly to children. It affects urban areas, rural areas, concrete paved areas, the paths that we walk on and the lovely open spaces that we treasure. Another reason why the Bill is important is because we are not very good at dealing with the issue. The current culture of this country is that people drop litter in volumes but that we tolerate it. We spend most of the day walking around in the litter and spend a fortune—about £450 million a year—trying to have it cleared away and complaining that it is not all cleared away. I am not sure how much dog fouling material is cleared away, but I am told that about 1,000 tonnes a day are dropped; there is a thought for midday on Friday. The problem is that we do not enforce the laws. We have had laws for many years. People can be fined, but I think only about 3,000 fixed-penalty fines a year are issued for litter and 2,000 for dog fouling. At the moment, all the revenue is passed to central Government. I understand that that amounts to only about £70,000 a year. Lawrie Quinn (Scarborough and Whitby): Does my hon. Friend agree that for those of us who have the privilege of representing seaside resorts, it is a particular problem? Many visitors do not have respect for the local environment. The Bill has great support in Scarborough and Whitby, particularly among the seaside communities, which I am sure wish it well. Mr. Blizzard: I am grateful to my hon. Friend for drawing attention to that. I am sure that the wonderful beaches of Scarborough are marred by litter and dog fouling, as is the beach at Lowestoft, officially the best beach in England. The problem is that we have not tackled the issue and have made no progress on it. The central contention of the Bill is that only enforcement will work; that is the essence of the Bill. Education, campaigns and saying, "Let's have more bins" will not work. By allowing local authorities to retain the revenue from fixed-penalty fines, we will provide an income stream for enforcement. 4 Apr 2003 : Column 1211 That will enable councils to take action and engage them in taking action. We must change the culture that I spoke of a few minutes ago. That culture also exists within councils, which are more geared to clearing up than enforcing the law. The benefit of enforcing the law is that we make the polluter, not the poor taxpayer, pay. The response of the Department of the Environment, Transport and the Regions, as it was when I first proposed such a measure in 1999, was not supportive. It referred to the perverse incentive, a legal nicety whereby the person prosecuting should not stand to benefit from the prosecution. That may be true in legal schools, but our constituents would surely believe that there should be every incentive to enforce the law in this respect. I am delighted that the Government have changed their mind and that clause 117 of the Local Government Bill, now in the other place, contains the central provision of my Bill. There are, however, one or two differences between my Bill and the Local Government Bill. The main difference is that in my Bill, the local authority must use the money raised to enforce the litter and dog-fouling laws, but the Local Government Bill makes provision for the local authority to use the money for any of its functions. I can understand the in-built incentive to use the revenue for enforcement, because further revenue will be gained from enforcement. I can also understand why, in theory at least, there may come a time when it will be clean everywhere, so there would be no point in pouring money into enforcement. However, I stress that that will happen in theory rather than in practice and that, even with the measures in my Bill, it will take some time to achieve it. I am worried that some local authorities might settle for a low level of enforcement and then stop, or divert the money into more bins. If so, we would become a bit cleaner, but still fall way short of what most people would like to see. Even worse, some local authorities might not bother to take up the new powers and the revenue stream. As I said, we have to change the culture of local authorities, otherwise we could end up with postcode litter enforcement, with some authorities doing a much better job than others. In the past year, about a dozen pilot schemes have been tried and they have taught us two lessons. Authorities such as Newcastle, Manchester and Wigan have taken their responsibilities seriously and have made a great difference. Many fines have been handed out and the revenue gained is there for all to see. Some authorities, though—we should recall that they are all signed up to public service agreements with the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister—have done nothing. We must therefore ensure that all local authorities take the new powers seriously. How can we best ensure that? I am grateful to my right hon. Friend the Minister for Rural Affairs and Urban Quality of Life for entering into discussions with me on that point. I understand that he proposes to use the corporate performance assessment and best value mechanisms, rather than straightforward compulsion. I should be grateful to my right hon. Friend if he would explain to the House in detail exactly how those mechanisms will work. What guidance will be issued to local authorities to ensure that they—I was about to say "get stuck into" this, but perhaps that is not the right phrase to use—take 4 Apr 2003 : Column 1212 advantage of the opportunities provided in my Bill and the Local Government Bill? They will need a kick-start: initial investment will be necessary to employ the first half a dozen wardens, but it will soon be repaid by fines, which could then be used to employ more wardens. Shona McIsaac (Cleethorpes): I am listening carefully to my hon. Friend's explanation. In Cleethorpes, Immingham and Barton, most of the complaints about litter that I hear are from residents living near large secondary schools, who moan about crisp wrappers, bottles, cans and so forth. How does my hon. Friend envisage his Bill will work when it is young people under 18 who are littering those areas? Mr. Blizzard: I am grateful to my hon. Friend for making that point. I think that, once we have a law that says that we are serious about litter, schools' whole approach will change. They will manage the problem in collaboration with the local authority, but in the knowledge that they have to do so. Once a momentum gets going in local authorities, there will be an increasing army of litter wardens who can make this country cleaner. How will that cleanliness be assessed? Who will decide on the standard of cleanliness that ascertains that a local authority is fulfilling its functions? My final question to my right hon. Friend is this: will it be impossible for a local authority to achieve the highest standard of corporate performance assessment and thus gain the flexibility to spend the fines on other things without having succeeded on the best value cleanliness standard? We must ensure that it has to meet that standard. The Bill is part of the Government's overall agenda for stronger communities and better local environments, along with measures on abandoned cars, graffiti, and nuisance and antisocial behaviour. Dropping litter is antisocial behaviour, and the problem is that it not just a minority who do it—many people who do not consider themselves to be beyond the law in any way are in the habit of dropping litter. We therefore face a major task. Although we know that the majority of our constituents are law-abiding people who will respond to the measure, take it seriously and obey the law, they will do so only if they think that this House and the Government are serious about enforcing it. Peace, and I'm out. Drenno.

I've just noticed, Shona McIsaac (Cleethorpes) says "crisp wrappers". It's in Hansard. Drenching

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`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves/ Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:/ All mimsy were the borogoves,/ And the mome raths outgrabe./ //// "Beware the Jabberwock, my son!/ The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!/ Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun/ The frumious Bandersnatch!"/ //// He took his vorpal sword in hand:/ Long time the manxome foe he sought --/ So rested he by the Tumtum tree,/ And stood awhile in thought./ //// And, as in uffish thought he stood,/ The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,/ Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,/ And burbled as it came!/ //// One, two! One, two! And through and through/ The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!/ He left it dead, and with its head/ He went galumphing back./ //// "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?/ Come to my arms, my beamish boy!/ O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'/ He chortled in his joy./ //// `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves/ Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;/ All mimsy were the borogoves,/ And the mome raths outgrabe./

A rash decision, I daresay. I mean, look, now you have red bumps everywhere!

Venerable was much too close to vulnerable for his liking, and as such, he was convinced to convert.

I'm noticing a pattern here...

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Tommy Vance is dead.

One woman had "get your colonial shame off my breasts" written on her body.

Is there such a thing as pet fish getting fat?

Not in this house.

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Robert Creeley is dead.

Does anyone know how the American poet Robert Creeley lost his eye?

Somebody once told me it was pecked out by a raven, but one of the obituaries says he lost it in a road accident when he was a child.

My Bloody Valentine's Kevin Shields only has two chinchillas left. He famously once owned fourteen.

"How come monkeys don't turn into humans any more?" [Aceface]

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He added: "Why would someone take their three-year-old daughter to the park and attack Cookie Monster?"

Anyone know what Bruiser de Cadenet is up to these days?

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I was in a pub off Oxford Street. The Phoenix, near Cavendish Square. Mike Hart was working there as potman, gathering up the empties, wiping down the tables, cleaning and emptying the ashtrays. When he was finished, he sat at the bar and looked over to me as if to ask was I going to buy him a drink. I woke up and told my girlfriend. She remarked how unusual it was for me to remember any of my dreams. Later that day, at work, in the TLS I read that Mike had died.

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Bruiser de Cadanet used to write art criticism for the magazine "Sleazenation". He recently had an exhibition of his paintings in London: based on X-rays of the heads of famous people, including Adolf Hitler, he claimed the works were an attempt to "get under the skin" of his subjects. It's unclear whether this was a joke or a painfully sincere misunderstanding of an art-historical cliche. Either way, he's still a stupid, talentless, privileged fucking baw-heid.

Cinderella: the peasant girl who marries a Prince on account of one magic-fuelled night and having a different-sized foot to anybody else in the kingdom.

But Richard Sharpe is a rebel, a gutter-bred cat amongst pigeons fed with silver spoons.

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trampoline-related injuries more than tripled since 1991.

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At one time I used to think: Nothing will destroy you, not this tough, clear, really empty head; you will never, either unwittingly or in pain, screw up your eyes, wrinkle your brow, twitch your hands, you will never be able to do more than act such a role.

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The fiercely contested Welly Wanging competiton was one of the highlights of the North East Cares function that took place at Newcastle Racecourse. And with an enormous wang of more than 20 metres, Russsell Ward from Ward Hadaway made light of the blustery conditions and breezed past strong opposition to take first prize.

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Miniature train robber is jailed

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This week a big shout out goes to Corporal Wayne (Tookie) Tough and Corporal Darren (Bernie) Winters who both serve with 1 RHF based in Cyprus.

Bogus Oompa Loompa admits lying

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Which group had to beg, steal, and borrow in 1972?

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Artaud is what happens when cousins marry.

Look out for Windsor Davies demonstrating the Bostik Glue Gun

If it's gone hard, put a damp cloth over it.

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Cock and Ball Torture is also the name of a goregrind band from Germany.