How did I get where
I was ten years ago?

 

[Four identical images of 4-year old in early 70s pink shirt with terrified facial expression due to sitting on too-tall high chair to have his photgraph taken] [Badly-drawn arrow] [Me 1999 - Click for 2004 image (parental advisory)]

 

Was the excluded middle term:


Time?
The opposite of mitosis?
Saturated fat?
Oestrogen-mimicking compounds in the water supply?
Linguistically-innovative poetry?
 
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